Hiakus for fun.

II

Shoes are for feet but
they are a lot more than that
like a lot of fun

you can hop skip walk
and you can show different sides
of your self you have

what you want people
to see this or that or this
it’s a mask for feet

clothes are the same way
a collage of your interests
what self you project


that's why clothes and shoes
and its not just getting dressed
its universal

expression, your dress
its creative, casual,
just you and your muse

you’re like a painter
and who doesn’t want to be
their own cute canvas?

This is why kids are stupid these days. They don't have toys like these.

You'll never be alone...

Everything about this is right. Especially the how he lists the flavors out in such detail.

The sneezing one and the hypnotic one are my favorite. And how that karate kid is totally slapping that kid to the ground.

Plastic? Why would you ever want a plastic pillow. And I really like their suggestions of what to do with them: You can bang em AND toss em! Can't you do that with most things?

TWO kids can fit in there! I love the missiles and how those kids are toootally stoked to have this nuclear weapon at their disposal.

  

Dude, straight up these ads are classy and hilarious. I would play with any and all of these products. I actually calculated (not me personally, the computer) the approximate inflation difference between these prices and what they would be nowadays. The $6.98 would be about 82 bucks today. But hey, SO worth it to have a nuclear sub to call your own. Oh by the way, it shoots torpedoes, AND nuclear missiles, devastating any enemy that dares to come across your path! So watch out for that little girl driving a tank down your street-- totally me.
If kids still played with these toys, everything would be right in the world. More tanks! Less Fur Real Petzzz! More super heros! Less Deigos! Its a nuclear sub revolution man.

{Ode to the Old Timey Strongman}

 

So. This is kind of an extension of my my previous moustache post but is a bit more specific: I've only featured old timey strong men. Aren't they simply fantastic? I think a career change for yours truly is in the works, no?

 

This! What is up with the guy being a total park bench? He's probably just trying to make fun of all those guys wearing the same outfit.

This little ad I stumbled along in my search for amazing strong men haha its really funny. Tear a telephone book in half! Lift wights with one finger! Tear a deck of cards in half! Lift man over head with one hand! (and, the personal favorite) Bend heavy spikes with your hands! And you don't even need strength! Plus, its a dollar.


{Ode to the Old Timey Strongman}

Oh, the bulging muscles in your arms,
they are ever so so lovely and large,
but that is not why I love you so,
It is the way your moustache grow grow grows.
The way you use your strength to perform masterful tricks,
your stunts, as ever, my mind transfix
but ever nimble as a mouse,
you use your strength to rip your blouse.
You lift up heavy stuff whilst people stare
You simply pose and flex your muscles so bare.
The secret to your amazing strength, no one knows,
I think it is time, you joined the pros.

In an Aeroplane Over the Sea

Boredom + Cooped up / magazine= these.

Hair Envy

Regular Kind of Envy
(click to enlarge)

J'aime jouer a des jeux video

So there is this really great video computer game called Machinarium. Its made by these craazy british people I believe. But it is a really great game to play when you are bored, or just all the time.
Demo link!

http://machinarium.net/demo/

Screen shots!

I Wear the Pants.

These pants, specifically. I dream of these. Womens slacks thingies! I could marry these pants.

This Moustache Kills Facsists.

Pick Pedro

A moustache mash for your amusement. I've been collecting these moustaches for quite a while! I wish I could grow one. But I have a hormone disorder....

Ezra Pound

Ed Wood

The Tramp

Thats right. A choose your own moustache pillow.

"Too Hot to Handlebar Mug"

The worlds longest moustache.

A girl desperate to have a moustache to call her own.

The worlds most inconvenient moustache.

A Moustache Glossary

Mr. Salvador Dali

Some surrealistic moustache art

A Tom Selleck and his Side Kick

Clark Gable and his vintage 'stashe.